What if google had a sense of humor

Apple, it seems, does not. Anyone who has ever talked to just about any spokesperson at Apple will immediately relate to what Mitchell is saying. In Someecards case, it would have meant pulling the app from the App Store.

The problem is that Apple is perplexingly hypocritical when it comes to what apps get rejected and what apps get accepted. For example, apps that feature interactive Asian upskirt shots are fine. So are apps called Asian Boobs which feature young Asian women wearing next to nothing in sexually provocative poses. For whatever reason, Apple has decided that anything having to do with making fun of public figures is prohibited. Apple literally has no sense of humor when it comes to that.

But guess who does? In a seemingly coincidental bit of timing, Mitchell says that Google contacted him just hours after his call with Apple. Their big selling points? Google, it seems, has a much better sense of humor than Apple. With over , apps now, the App Store is a juggernaut that keeps on growing. But it would be a mistake to believe this growth will continue on in perpetuity no matter what.

Apple should be careful about pissing off developers which it has done plenty of times already when an alternative like Android is finally gaining some momentum. Despite the advances that competitors are making, I still truly believe it is hands-down the best mobile device out there. But as the App Store continues to grow, the app approval model be harder and harder to maintain.

Dennis Ritchie might not be a famous name, but he is responsible for major technological innovations. We've seen our share of screen caps of vaguely offensive Google search suggestions. But what if Google decided they just straight up didn't give a fuck, and altered their algorithm accordingly?

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